Things you don't want to hear your grandmother say when you're driving her to church.

"We had an orgy last night at the nursing home..."




Apparently, "orgy" to my grandmother means a party with loud music, drums, belly dancers (!?), large crowds, children running around, lots of alcohol, and no fire exits. In her words "disgusting!"

In mine: "the most terrifying 10 seconds (before she explained what orgy meant) in my entire week."